This Week In The Office XVII

I could spend days, weeks, sometimes, sitting here in my office searching for an opening line that could do the magnificentness of this article justice, but, as normal, my brain seems unable to produce a truly scintillating line, and so I’ll leave the intro at this, and I’ll stop.

I don’t mean I’ll stop writing altogether - oh, no, you don’t get rid of me that easily - although after the mock exams that I have recently had to go through, I think I am quite within my rights. You see, with the exception of the demon named computing, all my A-level subjects seem to involve copious amounts of scribbled works in short time periods for exams.

Anyway, I’m certain that you lot (rabble!) neither wish or desire (both of which mean precisely the same thing) to hear me moaning about how much I have to write for my exams, so I won’t expand the subject further. One subject that seems, however, to expand almost continuously is Fat Bat.

Now Fat has had it exceptionally easy during the last 2 weeks. While the rest of the website team, with the possible exception of Doosh, have been slaving away doing superhuman amounts of work for our mocks, Fat has had, if memory serves, all of two or three exams - a stark comparison to the rest of us - who have had, obviously, many more. Lucky. I guess the amount of exams you can do without cracking is a measure of intelligence. Therefore Fat has very little. I’m sure you had deduced that already.

Due to our immense fatigue, there has been very little happening at the office during the last week or so. Everyone seems absolutely incapable of doing anything funny, or even vaguely humorous. Which is a shame.

Elsewhere in the Office (and the surrounding areas) this week:

Well, till the time at which I choose to type again,

“Fat Bat is a Twat” (It rhymes!)

Bigal


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