This Week In The Office XXI

Act 1: INTRO-STYLEE BIT

Hellooooooooooooo……….(ooo!)

Act 2: FOCUS ON…. THE TALE OF BIGAL AND THE INCREDABLY WEIRD AND BORING WEEK

Well, unfortunately, my dear friends, I’m afraid that not even I can work miracles. I shall therefore apologise in advance for the absolute lameness of this article. Sorry. Now I shall proceed, in a firm, but suprisingly polite manner, to explain just why this will be so boring.

You see, it goes a bit like this: nothing happened. Yes, you did read that right. This week was so amazingly dull that it gave me a mere microscopicum (I just made that up) of material to use. All of that minimal material will appear before you if you merely wave your mouse pointer over the down arrow, allowing The Webmaster’s Magical Code (Copyright 2001, The Web-Paper Ltd) to work it’s wonders and traverse the text down the page in a somewhat vertical manner. I’m sorry, I’m going off at a tangent now, aren’t I? Where was I…yes, all of the material I have from this week’s cavortations (made that up too) in the office will be in Act 3(a). You can probably see the tip of it right below this pointless mumbling right now…

Act 3(a): Elsewhere in the Office this week…

Well, I admit three items is pretty lame, so I’ll stick my neck out (so to speak) and say that I’ll give you a bumper episode next week.

Act 3(b): Deviant Behaviour With The Lang

Act 4: THE END

Seeya. Around. Maybe.

Thankyou and goodnight!

BIGal

Act 4 Part B Subheading D Section 4(a) Paragraph(s) 1-110 (inclusive): THE BIT WITH A POINTLESS TITLE ADDED, AS AN AFTERTHOUGHT (LIKE FAT’S BRAIN), WHEN I WAS BORED AND I DECIDED YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW WHAT’S COMING NEXT WEEK

HA! Foolish, insignificant fools! You thought I’d gone again, didn’t you? Well you’re wrong. And I’ve caught you out four weeks running now with that trick. Coming up next week in TWITO:

Well, I have to go now.

See you next week,

BigAl


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