This Week in the Office VIII

Dude. I can actually feel you all sighing a huge, well, sigh really, of relief at the return of my usual article as opposed to that tepid rubbish that I produced when there was nothing to write about apart from my decent into the bowls of despair and madness. I wasn’t really fired by the Webmaster, that was just a joke, like Fat.

The good news is that this week saw the return of us all to that school we call an office. Supposidly we are all a year older now, and are ment to act in a "mature and sensible way" to "set the lower school a good example". Pfft. That was ment to sound like spitting. I fear it did not. Anyway, Pfft to that. I don’t feel older. And I am certainly not more mature or sensible.

However, along with the return to school and all that, inevitably there is also the return of Fat for us to deal with. We all deal with this is varying ways, each with a varying degree of success. Some ignore, some insult (thats me) some bribe with food, some set him talking on a pointless subject and slip away while he is immersed in an argument with himself, and some, of course, just run and hide, but the overwhelming result is still the same: Fat doesn’t change.

I have yet to work out if this is a good thing or a bad thing, however. You see, its a good thing because it means that we still have something to laugh at when everything else around is very depressing, whereas its a bad thing because he’s such a twat. Hmmmm. Actually, forget it; its a bad thing.

Elsewhere in the Office this week (now, theres a lot to get through, so prepare yourselves):

Till next time,

Bigal


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